When you go out to a gathering and there are attractive people there
and you feel obligated to say..
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So…
To be a fully-grown human male, one must be of the same speed as a swiftly-moving waterway and have the inertia of a large tropical storm. One must also have the muscular capacity of a fierce conflagration and as arcane as the unlit side of our celestial satellite.
Reblog for ^THAT.
^^^ my hero.
oh my lord
You are all melanin deficient, commiserable invertabrates and you are lacking in knowledge required for this task.
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